Taboo Quotes
Things Emily thought could actually be the answer: bustress and hand party

"This is like a celebration...with your body."
*Nat...answer: applause...even though she could say "audience"*

"stopometer"
*Kendra*

Mark: I take Viagra because...my penis is..."
Everyone Else: Limp! Dead! Small! Soft! Impotent!

"A furry creature that you read!"
*Ken, in reference to Stuart Little*

"What creatures wouldn't die in an atomic bomb?"
Emily: Rocks! Plastic animals!

More House Quotes !
"I'm in trouble if I ever move to Hawaii. I can't premanounce..."
*Stevie*

Stevie: I made BBQ chicken tidbits.
Kendra: With what kind of sauce? BBQ sauce?

Me: We're watching ice cream...I mean ice skating.
My Mom: Have you been drinking?

"That's my toothbrush!"
*Me to Nat, while the toothbrush was definitely in Nat's mouth*

Lily: Do you want to be taught the Pythagorean theorem?
Stevie: I know the Pythagorean theorem.

Bre: Where's Stevie?
Lily: Stevie's over there talking to the man with the shiny head.

"Doinkers"
*What Tonya calls hair wispys*

"Four words to help you stay out of trouble: Keep your pants on."
*Ryan, Nat's brother*

"My hair is like Jesus'...nice and wooley!"
*Kimbo*

"He's from South Africa? He always seemed normal to me..."
*Ashley, refering to Norman*

Nat: Do you really want to use screws?
Kendra: Well we already screwed upstairs...

Tonya: We should make this a tradition.
Lily: ...birthday cake for someone's birthday?
*while preparing for cake for Emily's birthday*

Jamie: I actually really like that commercial.
Stevie: I refuse to like any tampon or pad commercial.

"You content me..."
*Chaco to Leche...says it all*

"It's like sweet nectar..."
*Tonya as the sun hits her face at 5am during Relay for Life*

"I mean really, who wants our grass?"
*Kendra, relationships, and lap 512, Relay for Life*

"There's a message behind that!"
*Kim's dad after trying to drive the car and realizing that it isn't running because the valet man turned it off*

"I don't understand this game."
*Nat's mom confused as to how to get herself on the quote wall*

"They're always cute - anything wearing a suit."
*Stevie commending on Blue Angel Fighter Pilots*

"I want a guy who has good essence."
*Kendra speaking of the beautiful Taye Diggs*

"I'll be downstairs in a bit, then we can do Lily...I mean do up Lily."
*Kendra on my birthday/bachelorette party night*

Ken: Are they in a gang?
Everyone Else: .....
Ken: Are they in an Irish gang?
*while watching "Legends of the Fall, set in Montana*

"Is this 4501? The facebook party?"
*random guys at the door at 10:45 on a Thursday night*

Kendra: Stop cheating.
Kim: I didn't mean to!
Kendra: I'm gonna tell on you!
Me: Stop fighting!
*as I cruise by in my bumbercar while playing Whirlyball for Nat's birthday*

"At least I'm patriotic!"
*Stevie to Kendra, too many times to count*

"Don't give me that look just because I don't have your liver!"
*Ken to Nat*

"God did not create tampons."
*Kendra*

"She didn't look like a man in the night sky..."
*Nat, in reference to Sasha Cohen's skating dress*

"Oh hey, it worked! I cocked up!"
*Kendra figuring out the recliner*

Tonya: I don't have Microsoft Word...I do now?
Me: ...that's my computer...

"No one will be marching in the Baghdad processional."
*Kendra...she meant bagpipes*

"Yeah, I did notice your butt looked good while you were proposing."
*Ken to Nat at my bridal shower*

"I'm just a blind person bobbing in a pool!"
*Breanne discussing her swimming woes*

"I could handle Shawn right now."
*Tonya, towards the end of her 21st birthday night*

"Oh, your dad's playing?! I'll bash into his stuff!"
*Kim, in reference to playing Whirly Ball with Nat's dad*

"I hate it when that happens! Every time I write 'creme brule' I can't do my air violin!"
*Kendra*

"Free as love, baby."
*Nathan from the Cheesecake Factory...Nat just wanted a refill...awkward*

"...If there's a mandatory soccer meeting, I mean, if your family member dies, they die..."
*Nat's morbid thoughts on meetings*

"But I love you Kendra. I can accept you where you are in your sin."
*Nat's mom to Kendra for being a liberal*

"Reading Program"
*a sign in the church at my wedding*

"They bleeped the whoel pare out when they showed it on T...I mean TV."
*Kendra...there are no words...who forgets the 'V' in TV?*

"We're going to romp around like turtles..."
*Emily*

"Catch the Spirit"
*another sign in the church at my wedding*

"Oh, one more reason that I love America!"
*Kendra, in response to a guy offering to buy us drinks*

"You can call me your queen!"
*Kim to Stevie*

"Who holds their fists up to a moth?"
*Stevie to Shawn*


"I'll stay up and blow on you all night...I'd do that just for you..."
*Tonya to Nat*

"I think the sound I like the worst is..."
*Emily*

Stevie: I want to get married.
Me: I want to get married too.
Kim: I just want to have sex.

Stevie: That's to Oak Harbor though.
Me: That's where the wedding is!
Pause
Stevie: Really?
*three weeks before being a bridesmaid in my wedding*

"Is Mark just here to bring in the bath tissue?"
*Tonya*

Nat: What are those policemen doing standing there?
Bre: I don't know, but we could take their car!

"You look likeyou're 24 and have your life together."
*Stevie, in reference to Kendra's new haircut*

"And the Thai culture, of course."
*Kendra*

"I'd do you."
*Nat to Kendra*

"Don't fall in a jiffy, don't fear!"
*The literal Russian translation of "God will never fail you."*

"Varlamos...what's that??"
*Stevie...after having living behind Varlamos for 10 months*

"That's right, my sex life will be awesome!"
*Stevie*

"If the words 'Why is my missile firing?' ever come out of your mouth, call me!!"
*Nat to Breanne, while watching Air Force One*

"Why are they all dressed up? Oh, it must be homecoming."
*the assumptions people make when you're wearing pink and purple boas*

"Why are they all dressed up? Oh, is it gay pride week?"
*random guy downstairs, commentinng on our flair for Nat and Emily's birthdays*

Nat: Mablely
Ken: Maybe, Nat
Nat: That's what I said! Mabley!

Tonya: Hey! The tree is gone!
Bre: Yeah, it was gone when I got back three days ago.
Tonya: Was it gone yesterday?

Olympic Announcer: Now these moves might look overdone on TV, but remember the rink is really large and your TV is very small."
*commenting on the ice dancing*

Skeleton Announcer: Holy Mackerel!

"Mooooooo...."
*the Alpine Cows*

"She has such long arms that any ballerina would give her eye teeth for."
*Olympic ice skating commentator*

"She doesn't have much speed, but she has great knee work."
*Olympic ice skating commentator again*

"The only difference between the long and the short programs is the time."
*Olympic ice skating commentator again...oh Dick Button*

"You look like you're 24 and have your life together."