Tucson Quotes

"What am I supposed to do with that?"
*a customer after I hand him his white mocha*

"Well when I tried to open the first door, the lock came out into my hand and the lock on the other door was upside-down."
*Kara, on a particular Friday the 13th*

"Yours has limes on it!"
*Jacob*

"In an airtight container, in the dark."
*Unknown Starbucks barista*

Kara: No! There's no caramel caramel and it's not a mocha mocha!

"Who likes bananas?"
*Becky Riggers* (technically not in Tucson, but still funny)

Me: There are a lot of them on the UW campus, and they're small.....
Tyler: ASIANS!!!
Me: ......and furry.....
*ask me about this story* (also not technically in Tucson)