Class Quotes 2003-04
"It's like going the wrong way down a one-way street and flipping someone off."
*Marc Seales, commenting on students who don't read and don't come to class and then complain about a bad grade on the midterm*

"What a home-care nurse might do, isn't necessarily what a Lily might do."
*Jim Whittaker, in my social work practice class talking about practice techniques.*

"When I was younger I loved jazz because I got to hang out with the weird people!"
*Marc Seales, my history of jazz professor*

"That's a good definition, but it still don't explain anything."
*Marc Seales*

"Things you put down on paper can't explain what you hear."
*Marc Seales this is just a quote that I liked...not a funny one*

"I'm as busy as a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest."
*Rachel Robinson, my Human Behavior & the Social Environment teacher*

"The clock is clearly my enemy."
*my sociology professor*

Shut-up, Al Black."
*my sociology professor (Al Black) again*

You are looking at pollution."
*sociology professor after a night out on the town...*

"I don't even know what I just said."
*my sociology professor*

I am sick and tired...of this article."
*my sociology professor again in regards to article #3

"I am in love with this article...now that's an illness. But when you're my age, you gotta love what you can....did I just say that?"
*my sociology professor yet again in regards to article #4*

School Quotes 2003-04
"He would think I was the embodiment of lust and sin."
*Erin and her opinion of what a certain boy would think of her ;-)*

"It's like a circus in my pocket!"
*Erin's debut on the quote board...re: her new cell phone...it plays The Can-Can and flashes multi-colored lights.*

Me (at 9:05): Corey, you should come with us to the INN
Corey: Are you going to the late one?
Me: Well yeah....because the early one starts at 7:37
*btw, I'm not being mean...it's common knowledge among our group that early Inn is at 7:37 and late Inn is at 9:29...*

"I'll penalty card your butt so fast..."
*Corey (making his debut on the quote page) while playing mau...I'm not sure what I was going to do to him, but it was bad enough that he threatened me with a penalty card!*

"Language was only invented when unattractive people were born and needed to be commented on."
*Jack on Will & Grace...just to let you know, we don't normally watch this show...but it was on and we were bored*

"When did he, when did he, when did he?"
*Ross on Friends*

"Crappity, crap crap...I just killed Him."
*direct historical quote (said by Jane) of what Pontius Pilate said when Ceasar Octavian requested that the healer from Jerusalem be brought to make him well...in other words we were talking about the fate of Pontius Pilate...*

Lisa: What time is it?
Mike: Quarter 'til.
Lisa: Quarter 'til 10?
Mike: No, quarter 'til 10:30
Lisa & Me: hahahahahahahahaha!

Jane: How do you get to Enumclaw High School?
Random high school girl: Oh, you have to drive straight in that direction forever!

Me: I feel like a stalker.
Cathy: No, stalking is the guy who comes in at 5:30am to take our pictures!
Jane: Yeah...........WHAT?!

Here comes...*WHAM*....Frank"
*My cohort hitting the ground (not purposefully) while trying to warn me that Frank was ambushing*

Lily: I have to write an autobiography
Jane: Who's it on...never mind...just move on.
Lily: Yeah right.

Look I can fog it up with BOTH my nostrils!"
*Frank talking about breathing very hard on the elevator door*

Random drunk football player in the hall: What's your guys'...I mean what's my...no, my name is...what are you names? And where do you guys live?
Breanne: My name is Amy
Me: My name is Rachel...we live in......McKee...

I'm a survivor...shut up Mark...focus"
*Mark studying for his AS midterm...he came across the word survivor in his book and started singing*

Me: No me gusta Frank
Breanne: notice the absence of the comma...
*see quotes from Katelyn for explanation?*

Abraham liked Peeps"
*Raeanne Jones at the INN worship service. She was talking about miracles and went off on a tangent about peeps...this is how she got back on topic! :-)*

"Don't poop on me or I'll hit you with Hamlet!"
*I had just bought Hamlet at Barnes & Noble and I was threatening the throng of pigeons that flew over my head*

Quotes from Home 2003-04
"Imagine that your house is about to be reduced to a rubble of heap...."
*Michael Krause at the Inductive Bible Study conference*

"Are y'all gettin' this? So good so far? Good...."
*Michael Krause again*

Well, we were really high...no we were really hyper!!!"
*Amber...see below for her words of wisdom about the word heroin...*

Big Josh: Lily, you're a hero
Amber: She's a girl, she's a heroine
Little Josh: Isn't that a drug?
Big Josh: Yeah, that's why I said hero.
Amber: Hey, you guys! I like heroin(just think about how it sounds, not how it's spelled)...wait, that's not what I meant!

Band Quotes 2003-04
"You're the solo guy calling out the super angry animal!"
*Prof. Salzman*

"Do you ever get mad?.....No? OK, well I'll just keep ridin' you until you're mad at me. I don't need your love. I'm good."
*Prof. Salzman...talking to a percussionist who needed to bang his drum a little harder*

"Don't play triplets! It's like a jazz bullfight!"
*Prof. Salzman*

"Deep breath! Safety first, don't play so soft it doesn't come out!"
*band director Matt*

"All the beautiful people in the world play percussion. That's why I'm conducting now."
*Band director Tom, commenting on percussionists*

"Drugs are bad...no high flutes!"
*Band director Matt, commenting on flutes...as usual...*

"Well, it looked good in the mirror..."
*Matt, commenting on his conducting technique*

"This is what I hear: boom CHICK boom CHICK boom CHICK....I need more boom than chick!! BOOM chick BOOM chick BOOM chick."
*Band director Tom on articulation....definitely on fire tonight with the good quotes...*

"Matt's never done this before.......yeah he has!!! I meant on this piece...he's a good director...my foot tastes good...."
*Tom again!*

"Clarinets you need to bring the pitch down...and I'm looking at clarinets that are silver..."
*Tom speaking to the flutes, but talking about clarinets*

"The rose is dead."
*Tom in reference to the way we played "To a Wild Rose"*

"The little English girl has died!"
*Tom, one of our band directors in response to a section of a happy song that was not sounding happy"

"Move that tongue out of the way!!"
*Tom again...if you play a wind instrument you will understand...if you don't, it's too hard to explain now*

"See? We're on your side! That's what's so great! I love band!"
*Tom....he's got some good ones. This time he was giving the saxaphones a pep talk duirng their chorale*

"Watch Fdar!! Everyone keep your eyes on Fdar!!"
*Tom and Matt this time...Fdar (clarinet player) was the key to making sure the band stoop up/sat down at the same time*

"When you get to the staccated notes....staccated....riiiight."
*Matt, one of our band directors*

Don't get distractable!"
*Tom, one of our band directors*

Life sucks and then you die."
*the band director tonight commenting on the flute part of a particular song*

"What are those little flutes called?"
*Mark during the band rally...they were piccolos*