Sunday, October 17, 2004

Class Quotes 2004-05
"Because that's what we are! Piano performers. We perform on the piano. Unless, of course you are not a performer (looks pointedly and Breanne and me) in which case you don't perform." *Craig Sheppard...our piano repertoire professor*

School Quotes 2004-05
"Saying that Lily gives nasty looks is like saying that Lily breathes."
*Jennifer Allardice...don't worry, she assures me that it's a good thing*

"x + y = 4"
*the lady at the social work grad school orientation, talking about how our personal statement was made up of two parts, but could still only be four pages*

"Take your shirt off or something!"
*Alicia...she was saying this to the main character of the movie we were watching. The intent was so that he could blend in and get away from the people chasing him (he was wearing an orange shirt) but it just came out in a funny way :) *

"Well, that's how they used to do that back then!"
*Frank...talking about the songs and poems in Lord of the Rings...in other words back when Middle Earth was real and hobbits roamed the land...*

"Just because for that!"
*Frank...he brought shorts for his visit to Seattle just in case we played tennis, and he felt like portraying that in a semi-sentence*

"I didn't touch your manhood!"
*Erin...meaning she hadn't touched the jenga game that Mark and Frank claimed would prove who was the better man*

"What?! I thought everyone knew that!!"
*new friend Ryan in response to the fact that neither Erin nor Lindsay nor myself realized that Dolphins have sex for pleasure*

Quotes from Home 2004-05
"It's like the thong of all curtains."
*Josh W.'s debut on the quote board! context: the basement of his new house consists of the garage and a room. the room is being shared by two guys and there is a curtain that goes from floor to ceiling dividing the room into two spaces...except the curtain is only about a foot wide...thus it is the "thong of all curtains"*

"This is really sandy for a beach"
*me...what I should have said was 'this is really sandy for a beach on Whidbey Island'. I thought it was implied (Jenn understood what I meant) but apparently it was not, because Jacob got a good long laugh out of it*

"Yay God!"
*something that Jenn, Bre, Frank, and I picked up one evening at the City Beach playground*

Monday, October 04, 2004

House Retreat Quotes!
"Well, I had friends...."
*Kim after being killed in Mafia for the 8th time*

Jacq: Kim, this is an inappropriate song.
Kim: are you stripping me of my jewels?
*Kim was actually talking to Nat who had just taken the anklet off of Kim's ankle...but we all thought it was a new way of saying 'are you calling me fat?'*

"Are you calling me fat?"
*whoever feels like saying it at any random time to keep people on their toes...but it was invented by Nat.*

"Oh my gosh, there's a spider on my neck!......death becomes him...."
*Kim...as she stepped on a spider with her bare foot*

"There's still time for you to change....if you so desire."
*Ashley's way of saying 'you can if you want to'*

"Squids..."
*Nat...the resident English major ;-)*

"Poor, naked child..."
*Kim...referring to Nat as she lamented the fact that she could not stop at Starbuck's on the way to our house retreat*

"Giant babies, all of you!" (not just babies...not just big babies.....GIANT babies...)
*Kendra*