School Quotes 2002-03
"It was muckin' refarkable..."
*Frank...no translation needed*

"Getting torn out of your bed and inspected in your boxers in front of the dorm you live in at 07:30 is a great way to start the day...I would know"
*Adam Best after sleeping through Honor Guard Inspection. (Watched the whole thing from my dorm-room window!)*

"Keep away from me you generic wizard!!"
*Michael Jouver during the movie 'Lord of the Rings' (he meant geriatric, not generic)*

"You're just a taller version of short!"
*Myself in response to Nicki (she was trying to tell me that she was sooo much taller than me....yeah)*

"Why did we only get six points for that touchdown?!"
*Jouver and Lauren during the Apple Cup game (they didn't realize that we have to get a PAT before we get the 7th point)*

Jouver: Do I communicate well?
Me: You communicate a lot...
*We were taking aptitude tests to determine our God-given gifts*

Me: Adam, go to your room
Adam: Damnit Lily!

"And they make out..."
*Lauren at any random point in any random movie, television show, or commercial*

"What'd I throw??"
*Veggie Tales, from Lyle the Kindly Viking...you probably had to be there...*